Cheers to many more years and many more beers.Blending is the only cardio I want and need right now.The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.Life is better with a cold drink in your hand.Whiskey is, by far, the most popular of all remedies that will not cure a cold.
The best part about summer is in my hand.
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that – it’s called everybody, and they meet regularly at the bar. The difference between a rich drunk and a poor one is that a rich one tells his problems to a psychiatrist and a poor one tells his to a bartender. And without a bartender, who at home are you going to tell your troubles to? Your dog? No one ever made history in the living room. You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name - and you’ve never been to that bar before. You know you’re in trouble when the bartender cries. The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender. A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. A good bartender has to be part philosopher, part psychiatrist, part psychic. 
The greatest accomplishment of a bartender lies in his ability to exactly suit his customer.
I love my bartender quotes professional#
A professional bartender is someone who can do his or her best work when he or she doesn’t feel like it. Lady bartenders live a tougher life than anybody knows. A bartender can’t be made overnight, though, and a headful of recipes and facts will get you only so far. Bartenders recognize through practice what liquid increments look like in a standard mixing glass. There’s a myth out there that chilling citrus will reduce the yield of juice, so some bartenders leave it on the counter, but you can trust me when I tell you that this is a load of bull. That’s the magic of being a bartender-the sleight of hand at play, to hide all the work and serve up all the pleasure.
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